Your mom is so stupid, if she got locked in a grocery store she would probably starve to death.
Your mom is so ugly she walked outside and got arrested for indecent exposure.
Your mom is so fat, that when God said let there be light. He had to ask your mom to scooch over a little first.
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Malus, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1"Yo' momma so fat you have a low sperm count! pretty lucky seeing how many live rounds I've fired in chicks over the years :P
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Your mom is so fat she has more rolls in her than a bakery.
Wow, you really know her!
jk i love my mom.
Lets get off the mother thing I just got off yours..
Those jokes were stale when the Pharaohs were using them.
Get some new material, for God's sake...
Well, if you don't like my mom, stop hanging around her!
Hahahah, your mom jokes, classic :')
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dude thats old school jokes, try thinking up your own..but haha thanx 4 da laughs
this is no way to talk about your mom ! lol shame , funny tho
classic lol haven't heard mom jokes ina while
pretty funny
i am apauled that you would say somethng like that about your mother
Haa those are funny.
Here's another:
Your mom is so stupid, that she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
tell yo mama that ill be there in a sec. and that we should maybe do what we did last night :)
old
I thought I saw yo momma coming down the street the other day on a space hopper. It turns out it was just her ärse hanging out of her trousers.
thats not nice!! please answer mine http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
Cute, but old.
your mom is so stupid, she takes a spoon to the superbowl
your mom is so poor, you can step on a match and she asks "who put out the fernace?"
Your mom is like a gun...one **** and She'll blow
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Your mom is so fat I could roll over twice and still be on the same side?