who would win?
Serious answers only please!
superman no doubt, besides i heard one time judas walked in on jesus pleasuring himself to little boys in the bathroom...thus catholicism was born
Jesus cause He would have created superman
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Apr 15, 2004 The easiest way to break it down is between "pre Vatican II" and "post Vatican II. . to lead the army of the righteous in the battle at Armageddon. The fact that Superman would deny this isn't meaningful; Jesus
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It's Kryptonian versus magic, in an all-out confrontation between Superman and Arion, beneath the Atlantic. But how does Superman battle a sorcerer?
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He would be kryptonite to him
Superman.
(what has been told)
Jesus only borrowed 'god's' power when he came back from the dead.
Superman is a 'super' man.
If jesus could turn water into wine, he could conceivably turn stone into kryptonite and kill superman
When will you ask a serious question?
Trust is a must,
or your faith is bust.
Superman is the modern version of Jesus.
here is a link that shows all the Parallels
http://www.unomaha.edu/jrf/superman.htm
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why should I give you a serious answer this isn't a serious question ! and jesus he is awesome .
Superman. He's impervious to bullets!
Superman is against killing, but if Jesus can fool Superman into killing him Jesus would rise from the dead and send Superman to Hell. So Jesus wins.
Jesus, because he can take away superman's gift and make superman powerless.
Superman, because jesus most likely doesn't have any kryptonite.
Jesus would win.. He would make cryptonite.. Of course!
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I really enjoy your insight into the symbolism between Superman and Jesus. I would like to add that there are also parallels between Hercules, Superman,
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In a way, Superman's dilemma is like the choice between the celibate clerical forsaking his powers to marry Lois in Superman II parallels Jesus in The Last Then follows the ambitious battle royale beginning in the streets and
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Superman Exist and always will!
Jesus hasn't for 2000 years so....Superman?
I pick Jesus because He's real and is living right now. He can pwn Superman in a blink of an eye with his illuminant shining light of glory.
Superman is just a fictional character made by humans and marvel :) Plus, he has a weakness XD
Serious Answers require, Serious Questions. This one don't qualify.
Superman.... LASER VISION... 'nuff said
I believe Superman would win b/c he has a bigger member. WINK WINK.
Jesus. Superman sucks, even Batman was able to kick his ***, and Batman doesn't even have super powers.
Jesus.Jesus can do anything.He can do what ever he wants to do.If he wanted to,Jesus could kill us.Jesus is our heavenly father.He can make anything he wants,he can do anything
JESUS
omg
if the say superman
there just dorks who think there funny and all
but there not
there just idiotic ppl who hav no lives!
The fictitious character you seem to idolize is described as a mere creature from planet Krypton born of two kryptonians. Jesus is God and as such no creature can measure up to Him. During the episode of Lois dying in her car suffocated under the rubble of an earthquake Superman had to rewind time in order to undo her death ; Jesus would merely have to will her resurrection (as in the Resurrection of Lazarus). The kryptonians helplessly suffered the loss of their world ; Jesus created the entire Universe (including the hypothetical Krypton if any such exists) by the power of His Word. To say that Jesus "wins" understates His transcendent superiority and it would acknowledge than such a contest could even be conceived and that our Lord Almighty would actually degrade Himself to participate in such frivolous childish play. When I was a kid I truly enjoyed watching the Superman movies but I took them for what they were and nothing more ; one of these days you will need to outgrow the fantasy world of comics. heroes::
In contrast to Superman's conservative role, Joan of Arc I believe, challenged the status quo in almost to the extent that God would favour France over England in battle. Jesus in contrast to both Joan of Arc and Superman,
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You asked for a serious answer, so that's what i'll give you. Jesus is a proponent of turning the other cheek, while superman doesn't harm innocents or some bs like that. They would never get into a fight. How about that for a serious answer? lol
what the hell are you some nerd! how the hell is Jesus going to fight he is peace and all that, superman donesn't fight cops he fights crime you are just some hobo who has nothing to do now if i was a jew i would say superman but since i am chritian i am saying: go **** your self becuase jesua will destory superman
Superman. He has superpowers. Jesus was just a carpenter. What would Jesus Do?? The answer - throw nails and a hammer at you.
well superman of course, because the bible doesnt mention other planets or aliens.
Superman is the son, jesus is peoples imagination.
As in the well-known account in which Thor challenged Jesus to battle, Jesus would politely refuse.
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I think Superman because Jesus would just turn the other cheek. But it matters what kind of fight because Jesus will definitely kick him out, 1 minute Superman is flying the next lightening. Probably Jesus because Superman isn't fast enough to dodge the elements of God.
Okay you want Serious answers only. How is this a Serious question?
However, a battle between Superman and Jesus.
Jesus would win. Seance Jesus, God the Son, would know all of Superman's moves before he ever mad them.
God made us so, He also made Superman. Everything God makes, He knows everything about them and what they will do, even before they do it.
superman cause he's got super strength and can never diee
jesus supposedly died within three hours on the cross....
superman was shot in the eye and it the bullet BROKE!!!! :O
Superman! Cartoon characters can always beat mythical ones!
OMFG ppl, stop posting such a lame questions........for for those ppl who thinks superman is gonna win.....HES JUST A FREAKING COMIC BOOK CHARACTER......
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